After his initial missteps at seduction (Lady Speed Stick applied liberally to face and arms), Jack had more luck today. Before meeting up with his favorite girl, he showered, brushed his teeth, ate a mint, and requested Binaca (which we would have given him if this was 1988). And I believe I heard him calling her "Your Highness." A real ladies man in training.
We enjoyed a beautiful walk through the dog park with some friends. Joey watered the garden, Major Bonz experimented with controversial Black Face, and the kids pumped some iron.
I also polished the chandelier, which is Reason #219 that an old-ass house sounds way more glamorous than it really is (right after painting the crown molding), which resulted in Burning Hand Syndrome from the chemicals.
And lastly, Joey shredded several feet of toilet paper into his bath water, because nothing says fun like clumpy wet paper.
Ah, another day in the life of the Zautners.
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